Are you tired of being productive? Do you find yourself longing for the thrill of doing absolutely nothing? Look no further than Strategy 4: Procrastination through Extreme Distraction! This revolutionary technique involves deliberately seeking out new and interesting things to focus on in order to avoid focusing on the task at hand.
Step 1 in this strategy is to identify a more interesting squirrel than the one currently occupying your workspace. This may involve scouring the neighborhood for a particularly plump and fluffy squirrel, or perhaps even going on a wild squirrel chase. The key is to find a squirrel that is more captivating than the task you're trying to avoid.
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