Procrastination Strategies: The Art of Video Game Speedrunning

You want to speedrun your way through life, but your to-do list is longer than the list of games you've completed.

Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Here are the most effective procrastination strategies for video game speedrunners like you:

1. Create Memes While You Wait for the Game to Load

2. Make Procrastination Music to Jam Out to While You Game

3. Develop a Procrastination Plan (aka a Flowchart)

4. Find the Procrastination Hacks to Beat the Clock

5. Join the Procrastination Community: Speedrunners Unite!