Procrastinators Anonymous: Procrastination Strategies

Here are some effective ways to waste your time and avoid productivity:

1. The Internet Squirrel

Also known as the infinite loop of cat videos. Click here for more information.

2. The Video Game Marathon

Play the same level over and over and over again. You can even try speedrunning it for maximum procrastination.

3. The Novel Reading Strategy

Find a book with a long, convoluted title and get lost in its world. You can even try reading challenges to see how long you can go without actually reading the words.

4. The Cooking Experiment

Try a new recipe every day and spend hours perfecting the art of burnt toast.

5. The Art Project

Start a new painting, then look at it and say "this is fine". Click here for more information.

6. The Reorganizing Strategy

Sort your sock drawer by color, then sort it again. Repeat as necessary.

7. The Music Composition

Try to create the next "Stairway to Heaven" but end up with 12 minutes of white noise.

8. The Daydreaming Technique

Stare out the window and imagine you are a superhero. Click here for more information.

Disclaimer

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