Procrastinators Anonymous: Procrastination Tactics

Tactics for the Chronically Underserved

Learn the art of doing absolutely nothing with our expert advice.

Procrastination Tactic #1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Focus on the joy of doing absolutely nothing. Meditate on the meaninglessness of existence.

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Procrastination Tactic #2: The Binge-Watching Method

Watch 12 hours of cat videos in one sitting. Your couch will thank you.

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Procrastination Tactic #3: The Virtual Scavenger Hunt

Find the perfect combination of cat memes and video game glitches to distract yourself.

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Procrastination Tactic #4: The Social Media MarathonLearn more ### Procrastination Tactic #2: The Binge-Watching Method * Watch 12 hours of cat videos in one sitting. Your couch will thank you. * Develop your expertise in the art of snacking, because you'll need it for this marathon. * Discover the hidden meaning in cat videos that only a select few understand. Read the manifesto ### Procrastination Tactic #3: The Virtual Scavenger Hunt * Find the perfect combination of cat memes and video game glitches to distract yourself. * Develop your skills in the art of finding the most obscure, unrelated content on the internet. * Become the ultimate procrastination master, feared by all who face the void of productivity. Join the hunt ### Procrastination Tactic #4: The Social Media Marathon * Spend 24 hours scrolling through social media, comparing your life to others. * Develop your expertise in the art of sharing your deepest, darkest fears and insecurities with the world. * Become the ultimate social media influencer, with a followers-to-engagement ratio of 0:1. Join the marathon Stay tuned for more procrastination tactics, coming soon to a browser near you!