Procrastinators Anonymous: Time Wasting Hacks for the Adventurous
Welcome, fellow time-wasters!
Quest Progress: 37% complete
You've been playing for 4 hours and 12 minutes. You've wasted 3 whole afternoons.
Current Location: The Caves of Despair
You've been trapped in this dungeon for 2 hours. You have 17 health points remaining.
Next to you: A giant, pixelated bear