Because, honestly, you're going to regret it if you don't.
Our televisions are so good, you'll be convinced the end of the world is near!
Ride with the robots, ride with the times! (Or, you know, just ride to the store)
Take a self-tortured soul, and toast it into something new! (Works best with selfie-sticks)
We're not responsible for your burnt faces.
Or, you know, just buy the toaster and hope for the best.
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