Queueing Strategies

Waiting is an Art

Learn the secrets of queueing like a pro with these expert strategies:

• The Fine Art of Dehydration - A guide to turning queueing into a form of meditation.
• The Science of Getting More Snacks - A study of the optimal snack-to-waiting-time ratio.
• The Philosophy of Queueing and Existentialism - An exploration of the meaninglessness of waiting and the search for meaning in a post-queue world.
• The Practical Guide to Queueing - Real-world advice on how to queue like a boss.

			
				// Queueing strategies for the modern world
				queueingStrat = {
					'dehydration': DehydratingQueueingStrategy,
					'snackAcquisition': SnackAcquisitionStrategy,
					'existentialCrisis': ExistentialCrisisQueueingStrategy
				};