Professional Crafter

Page 1: "The Art of Making Things That Are Already Made By Machines"

Welcome to the Professional Crafter's Guide to Making Things That Are Already Made By Machines. In this esteemed publication, we explore the nuances of taking something that's already perfect and trying to make it worse.

Read on to discover the intricacies of crafting a toaster that's more... interesting. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at crafting a toaster that's more... not a toaster.

Crafting Tips and Tricks

Did you know that the key to successful crafting is to ignore the instructions? It's all about adding your own personal flair!

Step 1: Break it.
Step 2: Glue it back together with some twine and hope for the best.
Step 3: Add some glitter. Because, why not?

That's it for today's installment of the Professional Crafter. Stay tuned for more exciting adventures in making things that are already made by machines!