Welcome to the website of Professor Pronounce, the renowned scholar who has made a career out of being fashionably late.
As the story goes, Professor Pronounce was once a brilliant student, but his love of coffee and Netflix led him to miss every single class in his final semester of college.
Despite this, he went on to earn his Ph.D. in Extreme Lateness, and has since become the go-to expert on the subject.
On this site, you can find:
- Late to the Party: A comprehensive guide on how to arrive fashionably late to any social gathering.
- The Art of Procrastination: Tips and tricks for putting off tasks until the last possible moment.
- Why Caffeine is My Teacher: A love letter to coffee, the ultimate motivator for the perpetually late.