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• Just spent 4 hours writing a paper on the art of extreme ironing. Now my fingers smell like burnt toast. Learn more about my ironing adventures
• I've decided to start a new business: "Punsley's Puns-cription Services" where I'll write terrible puns for your business cards, wedding invitations, and/or tombstones. Sign up for a pun-filled future!
• Just got back from a meeting with the local chapter of "Veggie Vigilante's" where we plotted the take-over of the world's supply of avocados. Get in on the action!