Pun-ishment Roster - A Professor Punsley Bottomsworth III Production

Here's the list of people who've suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, but still managed to pun-ish them off.

• Top Pun Dawg - Pun-ishment expert and self-proclaimed "Lord of the Puns"
• Sally Saucy Punsley - Punsley family matriarch and master of the pun-ishing art
• Professor Punsley P. Bottomsworth II - Pun-ishment pioneer and Professor Punsley's dad
• Bottomsworth B Punsley - Pun-ishment apprentice and all-around nice guy

Warning: Puns are contagious. Prolonged exposure to this roster may lead to excessive groaning and spontaneous outbursts of laughter.

Don't say we didn't warn you.