Welcome to the purr-fectly punny page of Professor Punsley, Bottomsworth III, Esq.
I'm a scholar of the highest order, with a Ph.D. in Puns-ophy.
Here, I shall regale you with the most epic cat and dog puns the world has ever seen.
Today's pun: Why did the cat take a selfie? To capture its purr-fect side!