Puns About Nothing

Welcome to my lair, where the puns are as empty as the space between the couch cushions.

Pun 1: Why did the nothing go to the doctor?

Because it had a bad case of nothing-ness!

But seriously, have you seen my nothing-ness meter lately?

Check it out! Nothing to see here.

Why do I even bother with this nonsense, you ask?

I'm a professor, and it's my job to bore you with nothing.

Pun 2: What did the zero say to the other zero?

'Brrr, I'm freezing!'

Yeah, that's a real laugh, folks.

More zero puns.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some actual nothing to attend to.

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