Why so many cats in a sack? Because they're purr-fectly happy to be there, of course!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, naturally!
Why did the cat take his catnip to the doctor? He was feeling a little cat-atonic, that's why!
Cats have four paws, but only two arms to give high-fives. That's just paws-itive proof that cats are the best!
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