Prognospeak-Fu in Practice

Here, we'll explore how the ancient art of Prognospeak-Fu is put into action.

Prognospeak-Fu, for the uninitiated, is a mystical language of vague, reassuring statements that somehow always seem to be true.

By the power of the Prognospeak-Fu, we shall:

• Determine the exact origin of Prognospeak-Fu
• Explore the Modern Era of Prognospeak-Fu
• The Rise of Fluffy McFluffface, the Prognospeak-Fu Master