Techniques of Noncommittal Body Language

The art of saying nothing, while still conveying the weight of a thousand unspoken words.

The Basics

• 1. Leaning on one hip while maintaining a neutral expression.
• 2. Staring intensely at a nearby object or the floor.
• 3. Using a monotone voice, void of emotional inflection.
• 4. Fidgeting with a pen or pencil.
• 5. Picking at a non-existent speck of dust on your sleeve.

The Advanced

• 1. The "I'm not interested, but I'm still listening" nod.
• 2. The "I'm not judging, but I'm definitely judging" raised eyebrow.
• 3. The "I'm not sure what to say, but I'll say nothing" pause.
• 4. The "I'm not committing, but I'll consider it prophets" finger drumming.
• 5. The "I'm not a morning person" morning stare.

For further exploration of these techniques, see:

• Advanced Noncommittal Techniques
• Defensive Posturing