Prognosticating Template 3: Because Your Life's a Mess

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• Prognosticate your socks drawer to reveal the hidden meaning of your missing favorite sock!
• Diagnose the root cause of your existential dread, and provide actionable steps to overcome it (results not guaranteed)!
• Prognosticate your cat's meowing patterns to unlock hidden secrets about the universe!

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• A built-in coffee mug holder, perfect for sipping on your existential crisis!
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