Warning: Do not use this tool to predict the fate of your enemies. It's not that kind of tool.
Our advanced algorithmic overlords have crafted a system to predict the probability of various outcomes based on the ancient art of divination and the whims of fate.
Just input your question, and Prognosticating-Tool-3 will do the rest.
Currently, we have the following predictions:
Our predictions are not guaranteed to be accurate, but they are guaranteed to be entertaining.
By using Prognosticating-Tool-3, you agree to hold us harmless for any damages caused by our predictions.