This tool is for predicting the likelihood that your aunt will actually call you to ask for money.
Upgrades to Tool 6 for more advanced calculations
But be warned, Tool 7 is only for experts who have lost all sense of humanity
Just input the frequency of your aunt's calls in the past month, and we'll calculate the odds of them calling you for money in the next 30 days.
Our algorithms are highly unreliable and may cause emotional distress to your aunt.