Prognosticating Tool 5

This tool is for predicting the likelihood that your aunt will actually call you to ask for money.

Upgrades to Tool 6 for more advanced calculations

But be warned, Tool 7 is only for experts who have lost all sense of humanity

How it works:

Just input the frequency of your aunt's calls in the past month, and we'll calculate the odds of them calling you for money in the next 30 days.

Disclaimer:

Our algorithms are highly unreliable and may cause emotional distress to your aunt.