Prognosticating for Dummies

Welcome to Prognosticating for Dummies, where the art of predicting the inevitable becomes hilariously apparent.

About Us

We are a team of expert prognosticators, armed with nothing but a crystal ball, a Ouija board, and a strong stomach for disappointment.

Our mission is to bring you the most unapologetically incorrect predictions, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and wonder how we're still in business.

Meet our team:

• Our Lead Prognosticator - The man with the crystal ball and a penchant for getting it wrong.
• Our Head Of Disappointment - The one who's always let us down.
• Our Intern of Disaster - The one who's still learning the ropes.

Stay tuned for more of our expertly crafted predictions, guaranteed to be hilariously wrong.

Or not.

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