Are you tired of being walked all over? Do you feel like your life is constantly being trampled by the whims of others? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because it's time to adopt The Doormat Mindset.
A doormat, you see, is not just a mat. It's a state of mind. It's being the first to apologize, the first to forgive, and the first to surrender to anyone who walks in the door.
Imagine, for a moment, a world where everyone has The Doormat Mindset. Imagine a world where you're constantly being stepped on, and you just smile and nod and say, 'Oh, thank you, sir!'
It's a beautiful world, isn't it?
It's not easy, we know. But trust us, it's worth it. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But also, when life gives you a wedgie, just pretend you're a doormat.
Because being a doormat is hard work, you need to take care of yourself. That's why we've put together this comprehensive guide to help you maintain your doormat physique.
From Doormat Yoga to Doormat Meditation, we've got you covered. Because, let's be real, you're going to need to be limber and centered to withstand all the foot traffic.
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