Prognosticating: The Art of Predicting the Unpredictable

How It Works (Or Doesn't)

Prognosticating is a complex system that defies explanation, but we'll try our best to break it down:

1. A team of highly trained, slightly unhinged experts in various fields of study.
2. A large, ancient tome bound in leather and adorned with cryptic symbols.
3. A healthy dose of pure, unadulterated speculation.

Our experts, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and stale air, pour over the tome, searching for hidden patterns and connections that defy the laws of time and space.

After weeks, months, or years of study, they'll emerge with a single, definitive prediction: "The cat will eat your socks."

We're not entirely sure why this is, but it seems to be working so far.

What if I forget my socks? (a question that haunts us all)