Prognosticating 101: Because, let's face it, you're clearly not psychic enough

What is Prognosticating?

Prognosticating is not actually being psychic, because let's be real, that's just not possible. No, no, no! Prognosticating is when you pretend to be psychic, but not in a 'I have ESP and will read your mind' kind of way, more like 'I have a 50/50 chance of guessing right and I'll just pretend I knew that all along' kind of way.

How does it work?

Step 1: Make a wild guess. Step 2: Pretend like you knew all along. Step 3: When people ask for evidence, just say 'it's complicated'.

Is Prognosticating a real thing?

Of course not. But wouldn't that be fun if it was? Prognosticating is a totally made-up concept for people who are just not that good at being psychic, but want to pretend like they're trying.

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