Prognosticating is not just about predicting the future, it's about being obvious about it. Think of it as "predicting the obvious." You see, the future is like a big ol' bucket of spaghetti - it's messy, it's confusing, but with a good dose of prognosticating, you can make some pretty accurate predictions.
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