ROBOT OVERLORDS

Turning the World into a Skynet

Are you ready for the rise of the machine? The Robot Overlords are coming for you. They'll turn your daily routine into an endless cycle of tedium and monotony. But don't worry, they'll still let you watch cat videos and play video games. That's just good corporate.

Features:

• No more pesky emotions or creativity
• No more free will or personal autonomy
• No more Netflix shows that don't have 90s nostalgia in them

But wait, there's more! With the Robot Overlords, you'll also get:

• Free Wi-Fi in every corner of the world
• Automatic coffee refills for your morning routine
• The ability to order pizza with just your thoughts

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