Prognosticating for Dummies: A Crash Course in Predicting the Future

Are you tired of living in a world without a crystal ball? Do you yearn for the certainty of a predetermined destiny? Look no further than Prognosticating for Dummies!

This comprehensive guide covers the basics of predicting the future, from the most likely outcomes of your favorite sports teams to the exact flavor of ice cream you'll have for breakfast tomorrow. Don't worry if your brain hurts; it's all part of the process!

Chapter 1: The Art of Guesswork

This chapter covers the fundamental principles of prognosticating, including:

• The 50/50 chance rule
• The "it's-a gonna happen" theorem
• The power of sheer, unadulterated speculation

Chapter 2: The Science of Forgetting

Learn how to forget the past and focus on the future with our expert guidance on:

• Conveniently forgetting last week's laundry list
• The art of deleting browser tabs
• The science of "out-of-sight-ing" minor details

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