Prognospeak: The Art of Saying Something While Saying Nothing

By the Great Seer, Zorvath

Prognospeak is the art of making statements that are simultaneously profound and vacuous. It's a delicate balance of words that sound like they mean something, but actually mean nothing at all.

As a master of Prognospeak, I, Zorvath, shall guide you through the basics of this most noble art.

Lesson 1: The Ancient Art of Vagueness

Start with a vague statement and work your way up to a conclusion that is still completely unclear.

Lesson 2: The Power of Passive Voice

Use the passive voice to shift the focus away from any actual action, making it harder for others to pin you down.

Lesson 3: The Importance of Red Herrings

Throw in a few red herrings to distract from the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Lesson 4: The Art of Non-Answering

Avoid answering any questions directly. Instead, ask more questions, or change the subject entirely.

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