Prognospeak is the art of making statements that are simultaneously profound and vacuous. It's a delicate balance of words that sound like they mean something, but actually mean nothing at all.
As a master of Prognospeak, I, Zorvath, shall guide you through the basics of this most noble art.
Start with a vague statement and work your way up to a conclusion that is still completely unclear.
Use the passive voice to shift the focus away from any actual action, making it harder for others to pin you down.
Throw in a few red herrings to distract from the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Avoid answering any questions directly. Instead, ask more questions, or change the subject entirely.
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