Project Blorple: The Unlikely Success of a Thousand Unrelated Parts

Project Blorple was started by a committee of highly caffeinated geniuses who had a vision to create something that would never be finished.

Today, we're proud to say that our project has been running for 5 years with a team of 12 employees who are still arguing over who's turn it is to get the stapler.

Subpage: The Great Stapler Debacle

It all started with a stapler. A simple office supply. But somehow, it became the focal point of a heated discussion that would rage on for weeks.

Who Started It?

Who Owns It?

Other subpages:

Meet The Team

Our Vision

Note: The subpages linked are fictional and do not exist, but would fit within the Project-Blorple theme.