According to the ancient Sock Oracle, a single sock will be the key to world peace.
It will be a sock of unparalleled comfort, woven from the finest imported Egyptian cotton, and dyed with the subtlest gradient of pastel colors.
When the time comes, it will be revealed to you, dear seeker of wisdom, and you shall hold it in your hands, and the world shall finally be at peace.
Socks of Destiny