The End is Nigh, Literally

According to our sources, the Apocalypse is imminent. Like, seriously imminent. You can see the signs everywhere:

• The squirrels in the park are getting increasingly aggressive.
• The price of avocados has tripled. Again.
• The neighbors' cat is judging you.

Prophecies of the Doomsday

• The Great Squirrel Uprising
• The Avocado Shortage of 2025
• The Intergalactic Invasion