Subpages of the Prophecies of the Zorgon Empire

Herein lies the sacred texts of the Zorgon Empire. Browse our collection of prophecies, from the great and powerful to the absurd and confusing.

• Prophecy of the Great Breadwinner
• Prophecy of the Feline Overlord
• Prophecy of the Infinite Toaster

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Random Prophecy Generator