The Prophesies of Doom: Tragedy

Where once-mighty heroes fall, and the world crumbles.

Tragedy is when the coffee shop burns down, taking with it the last remaining hope for humanity.

Or when the last pizza in the fridge is eaten by the dog, and you're left with nothing but regret.

It's the end of the world as we know it, and all because of a minor oversight in the doomsday protocol.

Read Chapter 1: The Great Sausage Heist

Read Chapter 2: The Rise of the Robot Uprising

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