The Oracle of Prophesies

Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Prophet McProphetface, the most revered seer of our time.

Here, you shall uncover the mysteries of the universe, and tremble before the greatness of your own destiny.

Prophet McProphetface is on a quest for answers, and you are hereby invited to join him.

Prophet McProphetface's Current Prophesies:

1. You will eat a sandwich.

2. You will wear a funny hat.

3. The world will end in 300 years, but not before you finish your current Netflix show.

Follow us at /prophetmcprophetface for more updates, and maybe, just maybe, you'll get a glimpse into the future.