Prophet McProphetface

We use a variety of methods to achieve our prophetic goals.

Our Core Techniques:

• Divination - We gaze deeply into the void of human existence.
• Prophecy by Deduction - We use logic to predict the inevitable.
• Prophetic Intuition - We trust our gut, even when it's wrong.

Our Specialized Tools:

• The Crystal Ball - A tool of prophets past, present, and future.
• The Prophetic Coffee - A brew of the divine.

Our Methods in Action:

We've been known to:

• Foresee the apocalypse in our apocalypse predictions section.

Join Our Community:

Discuss our methods with other prophets in our Prophetic Forum.

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