Deep within the Prophets' Sanctum, hidden from the prying eyes of the uninitiated, lies a collection of relics so divine, so sacred, so utterly gouda that mere mortals dare not speak its name.
We speak, of course, of the Relics of the Golden Chèvre, a testament to the unwavering dedication of our most esteemed Prophets, who have toiled for centuries in the pursuit of the perfect secret to the ancient art of Chèvre-craft.
Each relic, a masterwork of art and alchemy, tells a tale of trial and error, of sacrifice and triumph. Come, behold, and bask in the radiance of our most precious artifacts:
We invite you, dear seeker of the truth, to partake in the sacred ritual of the Golden Chèvre. May our relics guide you toward the path of enlightenment, or at least, a really good grilled cheese sandwich.