Our team of highly trained professionals (read: interns who just showed up) are
here to make you feel worse about your life choices.
- Despair Consulting: Because who needs a therapist when you can just wallow in misery?
- Unrelenting Support Group: Where we all cry together in the corner, alone, and scared.
Or, if you're just feeling really, really hopeless, check out our Last Ditch Efforts page.