Dictionary of Love
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Love: n. A feeling so strong it defies the laws of physics and time. Can cause spontaneous combustion of rational thought.
See also: Love Is Not All You NeedLove Letter
A letter written with a quill, or a poorly formatted email. Often accompanied by a heart, or a hastily drawn smiley face.
See also: Quill or Die TryLove Potion No. 9
A magical elixir that grants the drinker temporary confidence, or an awkward dance move.
See also: Love Potion No. 9