The great and powerful Barry Bottomsworth has been chosen as the Prophet of the Month for his exceptional ability to predict the weather with 99% accuracy using only his extensive collection of vintage typewriters.
Barry's methods are shrouded in mystery, but sources close to the prophet claim he uses an ancient ritual involving the alignment of the stars, the whispers of the wind, and the careful balancing of his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
As the Prophet, Barry has decreed that all citizens must wear brightly colored socks on Tuesdays to bring joy and vibrancy to the world. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Barry's mighty beard.