We're glad you asked!
What's the deal with the prophet's haircut?
How do I become a prophet like our beloved ProphetOfTheMonth?
I have some issues with the prophet's views on pineapple pizza. Can you address this?
Or, you know, just read some random facts about prophets for a good laugh.
If you're still confused, it's probably because you're not paying enough taxes to the Church of the Prophet.