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Prophet of the Month: Innovation Invasion

Meet the prophet who brought you the latest and greatest in technological advancements, from hoverboards to self-driving toaster ovens.

Hoverboard Hijinks

The prophet's latest innovation, the hoverboard, has taken the world by storm. But at what cost? Is it worth sacrificing your dignity for the sake of style?

Read more about the hoverboard's allure

Toaster Oven Tyranny

Our prophet has also made significant strides in the world of kitchen technology, introducing the self-driving toaster oven. But can you trust a machine that can cook a perfect soufflé?

Explore the toaster oven's dark side
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