ProphetPete's Prophecies & Profound Insights

Today's Top Prophecy

The cat will land on the keyboard of the 7th floor, causing a global shortage of cat videos.

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ProphetPete's Top 5 Prophecies

1. Aliens will come, but only to borrow sugar.
2. Cats will rule the world, but only on Tuesdays.
3. The meaning of life will be found in a forgotten Word document.
4. The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything will be "42" but only if you eat a whole pizza by yourself.

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