I am Prophet Pierre, the self-proclaimed savior of the world. Or at least, I'm pretty sure I am. When I'm not busy predicting the apocalypse, I spend my time writing sonnets about the meaninglessness of existence.
My prophecies are 100% guaranteed to be correct, but only after I've revised them about 17 times. Don't worry, it's just a minor miracle.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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