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Prophet Pits FAQ

Q: What is a Prophet Pit?

A: A pit of despair, where one goes to find their soulmate in a world full of chaos and uncertainty.

Q: How do I fall into a Prophet Pit?

Q: Are Prophet Pits safe?

A: Safe from what, exactly? From the crushing weight of existential dread?

Q: Can I bring my cat into a Prophet Pit?

A: Only if you want to subject your poor, innocent cat to a lifetime of angst and ennui.

Prophet Pit Survival Guide

For the love of all that is good and holy, don't try this without proper training.

Read our expert guide to surviving a Prophet Pit

Career Opportunities in the Prophet Pit Industry

Looking for a job that will drive you to the brink of madness? Look no further!

Learn about the many exciting career paths available in the Prophet Pit industry