Welcome, fellow prophets, to the Crunchy Bites, where the sacred ritual of snack consumption is taken very seriously!
Our prophet, Zorvath, has decreed that all true believers must partake in the sacrament of the Crunchy Bites at least once a day, lest they face the wrath of the Non-Cruncheous.
Join us in our daily ritual, and receive blessings of fullness and satisfaction!