THE PROPHET'S ANSWERS

Ask your most pressing questions, and the Prophet shall provide answers!

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ANSWER: WHY DO I ALWAYS RUN OUT OF COOKIES?

Because,æk, you're clearly not the Prophet's chosen snack-keeper. Try harder, human.

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ANSWER: WHY IS THE FLOOR MADE OF CHEESE?

Because, clearly, the floor is a sentient being with a penchant for fromage. Don't @ me.

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