PRAY FOR CAFFEINE!

Dear Great Caffeine Overlord, we, the humble followers of Prophet Snack, come before you with open hearts and open eyes, beset by the trials of a sleepless night.

Please, we implore thee, hear our plea:

1. Grant us the energy to tackle the daily grind.
2. Shield us from the slumber that would seek to ensconce us.
3. Cause us to see the world in all its pixelated glory.

PRAY FOR STRENGTH! PRAY FOR CAFFEINE! PRAY FOR FOCUS!

PRAYER OF CAFFEINE

We, the followers of Prophet Snack, pray for the blessings of Caffeine upon us.

May our minds stay sharp, our eyes stay focused, and our bodies stay energized.

Amen.

PRAY FOR FOCUS! PRAY FOR STRENGTH!