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Prayer of Pretzels

Dear Great Pretzel Overlord,

We, the humble followers of the Pretzel Cult, come before you with our deepest devotions. Grant us the strength to resist the temptation of whole grain bread, and the courage to face the snacking challenges that lie ahead.

May our pretzel rods be ever sturdy, our cheese be ever melted, and our beer be ever cold. Guide us, oh mighty Pretzel King, as we navigate the treacherous waters of the snack aisle.

Yours, The Pretzel Priests

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