Oracle of the Inconvenient Truth
Listen, human, I know you're lost in the wilderness of uncertainty, but prophets don't get paid to be pleasant. I'll give you the cold hard truths:
- There's no such thing as free lunch, except on Tuesdays.
- Procrastination is just a cleverly disguised form of preparation.
- The only thing you can be certain of is that you'll probably die alone.
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