Prophetic Puns

Welcome to the most prophetic pun collection in the multiverse! Where the future is bright, and the past is pun-filled.

Time-Traveling Tastiness

Why did the time-traveler bring a ladder to the party?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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Divination Deals

Why did the fortune cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

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