Are you feeling the crushing weight of existence? Like, literally, the crushing weight of existence? We get it. You're not alone. Our esteemed members have all been there. Like, literally, we've all been there. And we're here to help you through the darkest of times with our expert advice and existential dread.
Meet our team of certified existential crisis experts: Our Prophetess, who's seen the end of the world like, literally, 17 times.
Join us for our weekly sessions of "Is This the End of the World as We Know It?" and "How to Live with the Knowledge that We're All Just Floating in Space on a Tiny Planet That's Just a Fleck of Dust in the Grand Scheme of Things."
Don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just sit here in the darkness together, wondering if it's all just a meaningless void.
Learn more about Our Prophetess and her impressive track record of impending doom.